Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	174	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	620404	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	8855
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	8597	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Emeralds Found:	6430
Towns Built:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1721	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7146	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Emeralds Found:	2277
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Emeralds Found:	6770	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	155	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co