Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/200	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Potions Brewed:	95
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	1529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8070
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/500	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3132	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Animals Bred:	70	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	7623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8264	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	6916	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	4223

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Animals Bred:	61	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	5384
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	2246
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz