Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9453
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6337	Wilderness Tamed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	9152

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2703	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6482	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
New Chunks Explored:	682264	Alien Abductions:	0

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	16

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Dragon Eggs Found:	3069

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	445	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	5941	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	3393

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Votes:	2861	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5109
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com