Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8598	Enchantments Applied:	112
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Wive server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ores Mined:	4107
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4974
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4545	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5636	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4455	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	8552
Void Gems Collected:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3853	Villages Defended:	19
Mines Excavated:	1514	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	New Chunks Explored:	863718
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net