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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 149 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Emeralds Found: | 3105 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 9529 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.
So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!