Time Travelers’ Paradise: Yesterday’s Tomorrow

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and reality is a mere suggestion! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mystical Time Crystal, rumored to have the power to make yesterday tomorrow and today not exist!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like never before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why wait for yesterday to be tomorrow when you can join our server today and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	3152	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

But that’s not all! We’ve got extractions happening left and right, with E.G.O [TETH] : Bygone Days Ishmael causing chaos wherever it goes. And let’s not forget about the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	140	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

air defense systems, ammo depot, biden, China, deep state, Drones, equipment explorer, general, Happening, harris, ICBM, Indian PM Modi, intel, iran, Liveuamap, Maps, military aid, Minecraft, monke, nuclear power plants, Omsk, russia, smp, Telegram, trump, Ukraine, UN General Assembly, Vovchansk, War, Warspotting, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CreeperHater69

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	335740	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyIranLoverLebHit

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So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	4705	Farms Harvested:	173
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Colon Cancer Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mines Excavated:	2702
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

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Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!

Our Server:
Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!

Features You’ll Love:
Quality of Life Add-Ons:
Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!

Mods:
Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	52
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate

Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4957	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.