Time Killer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9677
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, cannabis oil, cannabis research, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Dreamland, holistic treatment, insomnia, medical marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, natural remedy, placebo-controlled study, plant-based medicine, Server, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, therapeutic benefits

so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Star Shards Collected:	54
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	14156

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	9419
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8853
Dragon Eggs Found:	3432	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.