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RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magic Items Found:	1655	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8046	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Votes:	1556	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ores Mined:	6731
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9750	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	683
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1350	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Towns Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	174	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9660	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	5027	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Buildings Constructed:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4