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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8726 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.
And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.
So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.