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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 304 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.
u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?
so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.
