| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9492 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 98 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 451 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 860 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8199 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7523 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8998 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 108 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8521 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8840 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9484 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2809 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3351 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3297 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 135 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8845 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2474 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 156 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6436 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1206 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4148 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Votes: | 2765 |
| Crops Grown: | 1224 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3130 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3452 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 375335 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9485 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3207 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 987 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 918 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5601 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 247 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2979 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
