ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FerretFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5039	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchantments Applied:	90
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

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join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PorchPiratePunisher

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	81	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ores Mined:	4128	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	5223
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MILFyBabysitAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.