Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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