This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 3719 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
Epic Quests Completed: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 121 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 80
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 306 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Farms Harvested: 441 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 329

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Villages Defended: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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