This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2502
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	175
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Items Found:	2983
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Star Shards Collected:	115	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.