This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Runes Activated: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TogetherCraft

    TogetherCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

    Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Villages Defended: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Legends Evolved

    Legends Evolved

    Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magic Items Found: 6381
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MuttsWorld Minecraft

    MuttsWorld Minecraft

    You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SageSMP

    SageSMP

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Potions Brewed: 180
    Chimeras Created: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Elysian Craft SMP

    Elysian Craft SMP

    Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pinecraft Equestrian

    Pinecraft Equestrian

    ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Ores Mined: 1391
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The ex-stem

    The ex-stem

    Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Gods Slained: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • JOLT Survival

    JOLT Survival

    Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Avalon City Network

    Avalon City Network

    CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Rede Crown

    Rede Crown

    IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Honey Horizons

    Honey Horizons

    Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ConquestLand

    ConquestLand

    ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Potions Brewed: 127
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Infinity Craft

    Infinity Craft

    Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crops Grown: 2291
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MatriLand

    MatriLand

    MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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