This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Animals Bred:	168
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	695	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Animals Bred:	100	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Love Letters Sent:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.