This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 1582 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Rede Crown

    Rede Crown

    IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Honey Horizons

    Honey Horizons

    Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Emeralds Found: 2944 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ConquestLand

    ConquestLand

    ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Infinity Craft

    Infinity Craft

    Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 70
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MatriLand

    MatriLand

    MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Epirate

    Epirate

    What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5236
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FoundersMC

    FoundersMC

    FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

    Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DusKraft Network

    DusKraft Network

    Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 126 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Sword

    Sword

    Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Noxian Network

    Noxian Network

    Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CafeSMP

    CafeSMP

    [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 913 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4831
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Void Gems Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GoVibe

    GoVibe

    Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Void Realms

    Void Realms

    Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4159 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pump Power

    Pump Power

    PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Magic Items Found: 2641
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PixelGrew

    PixelGrew

    The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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