This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7218

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	107
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crops Grown:	7283	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
New Chunks Explored:	546559	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	862	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1327
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	590174
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mines Excavated:	3038
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	700617	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1906
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5329	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	62	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	2814
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com