This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Void Armor Forged:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9740
Votes:	7487	Ores Mined:	7599
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4581	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	3684
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	3785
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3271
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	2823	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	3688
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2293	Void Armor Forged:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	1887	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Divine Spears Created:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583