This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2567
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1769
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7578
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	182
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	813
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Farms Harvested:	533	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7636	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	4652
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Zombie Dances:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	7

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net