This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	145
Secret Passages Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Votes:	2042	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	117397	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	8927
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5606
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	5

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	54

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	278	Runes Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Items Found:	5258
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6219	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	2048
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	1565	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4896	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	2788	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	267
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297
Mines Excavated:	2336	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

nornia.net