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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2638 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 439 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.