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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4128 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
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