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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7275 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
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