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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3220 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 85 |
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