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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8160 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Votes: | 1168 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
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