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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9572 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 2041 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
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