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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7028 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 761404 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
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