This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	9308
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5212
Animals Bred:	133	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ores Mined:	8726
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Potions Brewed:	99

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4132	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ores Mined:	1646	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	501	Dragon Eggs Found:	9874
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	63
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7114	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5146
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9185	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.