This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Potions Brewed:	54
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	207	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4896	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchantments Applied:	266
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crops Grown:	3246	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	757897
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!