This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Potions Brewed:	131	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6347	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6214
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Star Shards Collected:	175
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crops Grown:	3583	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.