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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	8307	Potions Brewed:	110
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	172
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Crops Grown:	5870
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	460043	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	926	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9828
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Farms Harvested:	243
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.