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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Farms Harvested:	529
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	2111
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	218
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Buildings Constructed:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	83	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	85	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	9619
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.