This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	New Chunks Explored:	678622

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7065	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchantments Applied:	223	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8912
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.