This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Buildings Constructed:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mines Excavated:	3556
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Void Gems Collected:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	962152	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9679
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeValley

Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	7451	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	764	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.