This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mines Excavated:	3386
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1372
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	4743

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Zombie Dances:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crops Grown:	3620	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.