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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	1846
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	3975

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	750	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	New Chunks Explored:	851478
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	60	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).