This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3726	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	6791
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9774	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crops Grown:	2772
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	180	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6754	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.