This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1063
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7347	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Items Found:	8077
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	8
New Chunks Explored:	897257	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	894

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
New Chunks Explored:	693479	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Emeralds Found:	2383	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9210	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	4702

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Animals Bred:	152
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	754369

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!