This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	106
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	118
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	3141	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!