This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4870	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7820	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3435	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2529

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!