This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7306	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mines Excavated:	1470	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magic Items Found:	8569
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2080

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Emeralds Found:	688	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1266
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	4557
Dragon Eggs Found:	6972	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	198

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Farms Harvested:	672	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	4565
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.