This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	2091
Dragon Eggs Found:	8841	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	268059	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ores Mined:	6170
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	623

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	5310
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	61

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Crops Grown:	2128	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!