This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	35814	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	4837
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Towns Built:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Animals Bred:	183

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Buildings Constructed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crops Grown:	1418	New Chunks Explored:	609834

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5317
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!