This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ores Mined:	9328	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	584
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9705	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Buildings Constructed:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.