This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dimension Hops:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Potions Brewed:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7179
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mines Excavated:	4180	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4542
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!