This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	149
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mines Excavated:	3798

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Runes Activated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crops Grown:	1982	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Crops Grown:	5061	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Potions Brewed:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.