This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Secret Passages Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Void Armor Forged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Farms Harvested:	560	Dragon Eggs Found:	1106
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	448436	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.