This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeValley

Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	824	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3843

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6934
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mines Excavated:	1761	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.